Chain Writing

Today was the last day of school and I have done a lot of things. I firstly skipped school and went to a bar with my friends. Fred, who is one of my best friends, got totally drunk and pulled his tooth off with a hammer. Soon, his mouth was full with blood and he just passed off.

As I have mentioned before, today was my last day of school for whole life, so I just wanted to do whatever I want. Therefore, I  took out the sword and murdered one of the people in the bar by accident.

So this is the story about how I got into the prison. Of course, I was terrified after I realized what I have done, so I just ran. First, I ran directly to the bank and I became a bank robber because I needed money.

Then I randomly chose a person walking on the road and I killed him. Them someone caught me and called the police, so now I am back in prison. Well, they gave me a fork to eat so I used that as a tool to stab the guards and I got out again! Then I married a girl named Catherine. She had shoulder-length-hair which was wavy. She was a little bit shorter than me. I did not really like her but she liked me and I was generally a nice person, that is why I got married to her. When we got married, her parents did not let us have a proper wedding but they forced us to have a disco. I wasn't very happy with that but we could not do anything about it. We got many presents from the wedding, including a life size 'Domo-Kun'. When Catherine saw 'Domo-Kun', she divorced me and married Domo-Kun. She went crazy as the time went by. When I saw her last, she was in a mental hospital wearing white clothes and was sleeping.

And you know what? Suddenly she looked so lovely and cute. I totally fell in love with her. I told her "Marry me, my love Catherine again. I am not going to divorce again. I just realized you are the cutest woman in the world." "Yes" answered Catherine. And his second marriage was successful.